Elwood's page

Welcome to what MAY eventually become Elwood's humor page.  We're not sure exactly what to do with this yet, but if YOU have anything you'd like to submit, email it to elwood@donboozer.com

 

You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."